My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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