hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
you had me at cake vodka
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Sorry about my life...
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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