READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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