4 words: hood of his car
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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