Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
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