apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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