I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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