she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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