I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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