Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
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I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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