I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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