Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
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i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
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Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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