I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
I have demons in me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
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