so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
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Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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