So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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