IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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