clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
