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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
MIDGETS
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People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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