he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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