I can tuck mytits in my pants
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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