Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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