try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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