i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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