the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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