Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
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Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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