i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
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Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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