Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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