chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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