dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
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The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
Will exercising make me less horny?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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