Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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