I just saw a hot homeless man
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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