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• (269): View more from Michigan

  Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I can get orange kush...

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  GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!

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• (212): View more from New York

  it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.

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  We made popcorn last night. So it's both

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  I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say

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• (310): View more from California

  So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  NO TEQUILA

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  Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  did i make more ranch sandwiches last night

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  you had 4

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.

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