i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I pour the whiskey from now on
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
