Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he fucked my hip out of place.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
