sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
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Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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