Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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