She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I would fuck him just for his dog
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