i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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