3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
organizing the empties. That sober.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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