God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
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So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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