can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
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well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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