i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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