why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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