it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
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I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
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WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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