I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
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