The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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