Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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