I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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