I just made out with a guy for $7.
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
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So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I just sucked dick on a ferry
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