there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Nobody cheats on THIS.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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