dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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