Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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