I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
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