I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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