I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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